Cute Penguin vs. Evil Penguin

You know those penguin photos that say stuff like, "I'm gonna kill Batman!" Yeah, I never got them. I was like, what the heck? Why Batman? Can't it be Spiderman? Hulk? Then I dug deeper and I realized that Penguin was the name of one the villains in Batman! And I was like, Why?! How could they compare that ugly thing with those sweet, peaceful creatures? I mean, really people? Do they look anything alike?

        

Just to let you know, I didn't publish a photo of the actor who plays Penguin in Batman, because that just creeps me out so bad!!

I mean, what is this?!

Are they trying to make fun of penguins? Because if so, that isn't very funny at all.

I prefer this:

Isn't this so awesome or what?

Penguins vs. Peter Pan characters

Hey there, my online penguinators!

I just watched Peter Pan on YTV and it got me thinking about 2 things:

1. What does YTV stand for?

Well, I searched it up on Google and apparently YTV doesn't stand for anything! They just thought those three letters looked good together! Some people thought it stood for Youth Television but I guess they were wrong.

2. If all the characters on Peter Pan were talking penguins, what would their type be?

Let's first try to match these types of penguins with these characters:

Captain Hook...

Peter Pan...

Wendy Darling...

Tinker Bell...

John Darling...

Michael Darling...

Smee...

Emperor penguin                           Macaroni penguin

    

Gentoo penguin                                              Little penguin

    

Adelie penguin                                     Galapagos penguin                    Magellanic penguin

        

What do you think? Try and match each pair together then comment below.

theonlinepenguin

Let's define penguin:

A black and white bird that lives by the sea around Antarctica and cannot fly.

Hmm. Seems too plain. Let me add to that:

An exotic black and white bird that lives peacefully by the blue sea around the pure white of Antarctica and cannot fly.

That's better. Now imagine that penguin, clear in your mind, don't lose it! Okay, now that beautiful, magnificent penguin is on a laptop. Don't frown! Just visualize him typing these very words.. There! You've got it! Now you see, that wasn't so hard...