theonlinepenguin

Let's define penguin:

A black and white bird that lives by the sea around Antarctica and cannot fly.

Hmm. Seems too plain. Let me add to that:

An exotic black and white bird that lives peacefully by the blue sea around the pure white of Antarctica and cannot fly.

That's better. Now imagine that penguin, clear in your mind, don't lose it! Okay, now that beautiful, magnificent penguin is on a laptop. Don't frown! Just visualize him typing these very words.. There! You've got it! Now you see, that wasn't so hard...