Friday, 22 November 2013

A terrible day

Wow.
I think today was absolutely terrible.
If I had to pick only one word to describe all of today's events, it would be terrible.

Lemme make a list:

1. I woke up late.

2. I had nothing to wear since all my favourite pieces of my uniform were in the wash. So I had to wear pants and a dark shirt that only goes with the kilt. What a fail.

3. I lost my iPod.

4. I barged into a change room full of changing girls (it was gym).

5. I had a bad hair day.

6. I forgot to put on my everyday tiny make-up.

7. I tied my hair back even though it was (for the first time) naturally-looking wavy (but it was kinda frizzy!).

8. I need to do two days worth of homework during the weekend.

9. I missed Catching Fire because of a stupid orchestra practice which was 3 hours with only a ten minute break in between.

10. SO DAMN AWKWARD.
I saw my former crush on the bus I take home.
Unbelievable.
I had bad hair, wretched clothes, dark circles, no make-up, and frizz. So much for luck.

That concludes the day!
Have fun this weekend and hopefully have more luck than I do!

See ya!
penguin within, over and out!

Friday, 16 August 2013

A message from my friend, the galapagos penguin

Hey do you guys know those really really really long paragraphs that has no point to it? It just goes on and on and you just read it anyway? Those just waste your time....I seriously hate those! But anyway the other day I saw a cool garden I found it really cool :) There was grass, trees, flowers and so many plants! Anyway, you guys should probably stop stop reading  this because this really has no point to it, I just wanted to type something :) So stop reading it. I SAID STOP! Omg. Stop for goodness sake -.-
Just stop....Okay you know what?! I will stop..  ._.

A message from the macaroni penguin

 This is a very important matter

In the world, there are only a few penguins left.

That is why u need to follow this blog.

Monday, 27 May 2013

Cute Penguin vs. Evil Penguin

You know those penguin photos that say stuff like, "I'm gonna kill Batman!" Yeah, I never got them. I was like, what the heck? Why Batman? Can't it be Spiderman? Hulk? Then I dug deeper and I realized that Penguin was the name of one the villains in Batman! And I was like, Why?! How could they compare that ugly thing with those sweet, peaceful creatures? I mean, really people? Do they look anything alike?
        
Just to let you know, I didn't publish a photo of the actor who plays Penguin in Batman, because that just creeps me out so bad!!

I mean, what is this?!
Are they trying to make fun of penguins? Because if so, that isn't very funny at all.

I prefer this:
Isn't this so awesome or what?

Sunday, 26 May 2013

Penguins vs. Peter Pan characters

Hey there, my online penguinators!
I just watched Peter Pan on YTV and it got me thinking about 2 things:
1. What does YTV stand for?
Well, I searched it up on Google and apparently YTV doesn't stand for anything! They just thought those three letters looked good together! Some people thought it stood for Youth Television but I guess they were wrong.
2. If all the characters on Peter Pan were talking penguins, what would their type be?

Let's first try to match these types of penguins with these characters:
Captain Hook...
Peter Pan...
Wendy Darling...
Tinker Bell...
John Darling...
Michael Darling...
Smee...

Emperor penguin                           Macaroni penguin
    

Gentoo penguin                                              Little penguin
    

Adelie penguin                                     Galapagos penguin                    Magellanic penguin
        

What do you think? Try and match each pair together then comment below.

Saturday, 25 May 2013

theonlinepenguin

Let's define penguin:
A black and white bird that lives by the sea around Antarctica and cannot fly.
Hmm. Seems too plain. Let me add to that:
An exotic black and white bird that lives peacefully by the blue sea around the pure white of Antarctica and cannot fly.
That's better. Now imagine that penguin, clear in your mind, don't lose it! Okay, now that beautiful, magnificent penguin is on a laptop. Don't frown! Just visualize him typing these very words.. There! You've got it! Now you see, that wasn't so hard...