T.O.P. penguinators!!

Hey hey!

Iz me, penguin within!

So I know that this blog isn't like other blogs.

This blog doesn't inform you of: (fake cheery advertising voice) How to easily lose weight! or 3 Ways on how to get a guy!

This blog is unique, special, and creative.

I love this blog.

And unlike so many other blogs, I will never give up on this blog.

This blog is relative, fun, and easy to read!

So many people can relate and make connections with their own daily life and visual in their minds my (weird) but funny life.

So don't judge. Just read.

And become a penguinator. Invite friends over! Sign in and read.

I know you love reading.

I know.

I just know.

Oh, I really, really just really know.

So!

When you become a penguinator, you can get published posts directly to your inbox!

It's awesome. Trust me. Like, really awesome. Like, really.

Like. Really. Awesome.

So recommend, invite, and email your friends and family about this blog!

(I recommend mostly teenagers or friends lols)

SO if you know what I'm saying, and you like this blog...you know what comes after dot dot dot.

NOW BEGONE!